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[Well someone's looking a bit smug right now. The camera turns to show a male Combee eating his way through a small pile of Berries.]

I got third place in the Bug Catching Contest with this guy. All I had to do was ask the Pokémon if any of them would be okay with me catching them just until the end of the contest and then letting them go, and this guy offered to come with me. He never even needed to get hurt to get caught and now he wants to travel with me for a while instead of going back to his home. See? Some Pokémon will come with you if you just ask. You don't have to fight them all the time.

[The camera turns back to Apollo's slightly less smug face. He holds up the Sitrus Berry he won.]

I won this. It's supposed to heal better than an Oran Berry, so it sounds like they'd be good to collect, but has anyone seen these growing anywhere? None of the Pokémon with me have seen them before.

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You don't know what it's like not being human, do you?

As sentient as they might be, they still have different fucking instincts than humans do. They're designed differently and you should fucking respect those differences.

Of course I know what it's like to not be a human! I've asked animals about how they live before and got answers straight from their minds!

Humans have the same instincts as animals, we're just better at not following them all the time. That doesn't make their feelings less important just because they're not as complicated as ours! Of course I respect them! I'm not like the humans who come into the forest and hurt everyone!

Sounds like you're fucking projecting now to me.

Just because you've asked doesn't mean you know. You haven't experienced it first hand. Coming from someone who wasn't fucking human before now? It's hella different. These weak forms don't have half of the instincts that I normally would have under normal circumstances.

I don't know what that means.

I can't know everything, just what animals think about being animals. What were you before that would have such different instincts?

I am and always will be a troll.

I've never heard of those.

Most humans wouldn't have. We don't even fucking exist in the same universe, so no shit Trollock.

You're a human now, so it doesn't matter that much what you were before.

I don't give a damn what my physical form looks like, fucknuts. That doesn't change who I am on the inside.

[Your creative insults are wasted on Apollo, Karkat. He has no idea what they mean, only that they're meant as insults.]

Of course it doesn't. [Said with an implied "Duh, that's obviously how it is."] Why would anyone think it would?

You just called me human so you obviously do!

Because that's what you are now! That doesn't mean you're a different person as a human than you were as a troll!

But I don't identify as one, dipshit!

It makes all of the fucking difference!

You have a troll mind in a human body, right? Isn't that what you want to say?

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