[You get Apollo's face with the response, instead of a pretty nature scene with a voice-over like the post. He really should learn how to do an audio post, as nice as the scenery is.]

I just pay attention to where I'm putting my feet. If I end up missing something I feel it on the sole of my foot before I've put my foot all the way down and I can step somewhere else before it cuts me. I am the only person who looks ahead at where I'm walking?

[The last line isn't said sarcastically. He's genuinely wondering if that can possibly be true. If you don't look where you're walking you must constantly be stepping in Pokémon droppings, right?]