whateveryoueatliveitspart: (Mugen Punch for the win)
[personal profile] whateveryoueatliveitspart
[Well someone's looking a bit smug right now. The camera turns to show a male Combee eating his way through a small pile of Berries.]

I got third place in the Bug Catching Contest with this guy. All I had to do was ask the Pokémon if any of them would be okay with me catching them just until the end of the contest and then letting them go, and this guy offered to come with me. He never even needed to get hurt to get caught and now he wants to travel with me for a while instead of going back to his home. See? Some Pokémon will come with you if you just ask. You don't have to fight them all the time.

[The camera turns back to Apollo's slightly less smug face. He holds up the Sitrus Berry he won.]

I won this. It's supposed to heal better than an Oran Berry, so it sounds like they'd be good to collect, but has anyone seen these growing anywhere? None of the Pokémon with me have seen them before.

Date: 2012-07-13 03:31 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Know-it-all ♊ maybe play iit agaiin?)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
They're shithead humans who think they can communicate psychically with animals. [Only trolls can do that, obviously...]

Date: 2012-07-13 03:41 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Miffed ♊ thii2 not get around)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
Yeah, right. If humans have powers, then why didn't I keep mine when I got stuck like this?
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Troll ♊ u2iing both my hand2)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
Yeah, that really puts a damper on your powers, huh.

[Yeeeeeah buddy!]

Date: 2012-07-14 12:01 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Type ♊ ah ii'm broken)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
[Well do so punches in the face!]

Oh yeah? Getting bored on the magical journey of hope and wonder?

Date: 2012-07-14 08:54 pm (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Miffed ♊ thii2 not get around)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
Nothing wrong with staying inside. There's better stuff to do in there than running free with the forest pixies.

Date: 2012-07-15 12:48 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Glub ♊ clap-clap-clappiing)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
There's an answer to that. It's called civilization.

Date: 2012-07-15 01:19 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Bluh ♊ colder every day)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
Nature's annoying to be around. It's stupid and it's too quiet. There isn't anything to do in nature either.

Seriously, all you do is loiter around and pick berries. It's boring either way.

Date: 2012-07-16 04:35 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Petty ♒ tell me tell me)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
And what do you think they're doing while sitting inside?

[Really. He's curious. It's another feral kid, except this one didn't have the advantage of the Internet like Nepeta did to keep her somewhat tied to common knowledge.]

Date: 2012-07-17 01:52 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Cocky ♊ ii can't 2eem)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
[More like the fact that people can do things, but yes, roleplaying and lolcats get the brunt of it.]

You have no idea.

Date: 2012-07-17 10:08 pm (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Troll ♊ u2iing both my hand2)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
Then why is it important what you're doing?

Date: 2012-07-18 01:47 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Miffed ♊ thii2 not get around)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
[Holy christ that was some weird intonation.]

...Whatever. This is retarded anyway.