whateveryoueatliveitspart: (Mugen Punch for the win)
[personal profile] whateveryoueatliveitspart
[Well someone's looking a bit smug right now. The camera turns to show a male Combee eating his way through a small pile of Berries.]

I got third place in the Bug Catching Contest with this guy. All I had to do was ask the Pokémon if any of them would be okay with me catching them just until the end of the contest and then letting them go, and this guy offered to come with me. He never even needed to get hurt to get caught and now he wants to travel with me for a while instead of going back to his home. See? Some Pokémon will come with you if you just ask. You don't have to fight them all the time.

[The camera turns back to Apollo's slightly less smug face. He holds up the Sitrus Berry he won.]

I won this. It's supposed to heal better than an Oran Berry, so it sounds like they'd be good to collect, but has anyone seen these growing anywhere? None of the Pokémon with me have seen them before.

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Date: 2012-07-13 03:08 am (UTC)
usedshooshpap: (VI)
From: [personal profile] usedshooshpap
They're slightly sentient animals. Who really needs to fucking ask?

Treat them right and they'll be loyal to you about ninety percent of the time.

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Date: 2012-07-14 02:55 pm (UTC)
usedshooshpap: (VI)
From: [personal profile] usedshooshpap
There's no real reason to ask what they want either, just because they can actually accumulate some sort of reasoning skills.

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Date: 2012-07-14 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] papshooshing
You don't know what it's like not being human, do you?

As sentient as they might be, they still have different fucking instincts than humans do. They're designed differently and you should fucking respect those differences.

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Date: 2012-07-14 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] papshooshing
Sounds like you're fucking projecting now to me.

Just because you've asked doesn't mean you know. You haven't experienced it first hand. Coming from someone who wasn't fucking human before now? It's hella different. These weak forms don't have half of the instincts that I normally would have under normal circumstances.

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Date: 2012-07-15 07:14 pm (UTC)
usedshooshpap: (V)
From: [personal profile] usedshooshpap
I am and always will be a troll.

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Date: 2012-07-16 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] papshooshing
Most humans wouldn't have. We don't even fucking exist in the same universe, so no shit Trollock.

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Date: 2012-07-17 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] papshooshing
I don't give a damn what my physical form looks like, fucknuts. That doesn't change who I am on the inside.

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Date: 2012-07-17 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] papshooshing
You just called me human so you obviously do!

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Date: 2012-07-17 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] papshooshing
But I don't identify as one, dipshit!

It makes all of the fucking difference!