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[The video comes on and immediately begins spinning around wildly, eventually coming to rest slightly crooked with a thin root visible in the corner of the image. The first clear thing that can be seen is Apollo, apparently having jumped down from somewhere, punching Cobra Commander in the face as part of his landing, after which this music starts to play.

(Click for the complete log of what can be seen.)

A Machoke joins Cobra's Skarmory next to him, a Fearow dives in and uses Heat Wave on the Skarmory, and a much larger than average Golurk pops out of a pokéball next to Cobra. The Skarmory is recalled after being hit by Heat Wave, Cobra releases a Scolipede and an Abomasnow, and a Sawsbuck, a Combee, and a Vespiquen enter from Apollo's side. Apollo himself goes after Cobra, only to be blocked by Cobra's Pawniard. The Pokémon battle in earnest, Fearow knocking out the Abomasnow with multiple Heat Waves but being downed by its final Blizzard and crashing somewhere behind the camera. If you pay close attention you'll see two blades of grass glow green and tie themselves into a knot in front of Cobra's foot.

The battle really takes off when Combee drops out of the sky in front of Cobra and regurgitates unfinished honey in Cobra's face, causing him to stagger forward and trip over the well-placed Grass Knot, faceplanting. Apollo darts around the Pawniard while it's occupied by Combee and Sawsbuck and goes after Cobra again. Cobra manages to trip him up but Apollo switches to running in on all-fours and punches him in the face again. The Scolipede is taken out by Vespiquen and Golurk hits the Machoke with a DynamicPunch, confusing it and causing it to punch itself in the face, then toss itself with Seismic Toss and knock itself out.

Cobra begins his attempts at retreating by calling back his Abomasnow and running for his Scolipede, only for Apollo to grab him by the backpack and for Grass Knot to trip him again. By sheer luck he manages to recover and call back his Scolipede, but Apollo just grabs him by the backpack again and he has the Pawniard cut it off, only for him to trip on yet another Grass Knot and faceplanting once he tries to run again. He recalls his Machoke just in time for his Pawniard to go down and brings out his Arbok, who scatters Apollo's team with Hyper Beam. Apollo resumes chasing him and manages to grab him by the feet. Golurk reaches down to try and pick Cobra up, but the Arbok distracts Golurk with a Gunk Shot and poisons it, giving Cobra a chance to escape Apollo's grip and run. Cobra recalls his Pawniard and sends out his Skarmory again, apparently planning on making his escape on it.

Fearow returns from behind the camera with a Heat Wave on the Arbok, joining Sawsbuck, Combee, and Vespiquen in knocking it out. Skarmory blocks the path with Spikes and Cobra makes a beeline for it, taking a brief intermission to, you guessed it, trip over another Grass Knot. He managed to cling to the Skarmory instead of faceplanting again, hanging on for dear life as he flies over his Arbok to recall it and then flies off like that. Apollo's fliers follow him for a bit and launch a few ineffective attacks at Skarmory while trying not to hit Cobra, but they don't do much and Cobra seats himself properly on Skarmory's back. And then Combee comes in with Sweet Scent and regurgitates the last of his proto-honey on Cobra's face before flying off. Then Apollo's entire team unloads on Skarmory and sends him into a tailspin with Cobra screaming and hanging on for dear life as they fly into the distance. Those with good hearing will hear a very faint crash in the distance.

As Apollo's team begins to regroup for healing and all level up at once, the camera shakes and a paw covers the lens. There's a glimpse of Apollo's Furret, the source of those Grass Knots that Cobra fell victim to, and then the feed ends.

Apollo: 1. Cobra: 0.

Responses will be ICly delayed until Apollo's finished making sure his team is healed up.]

Re: [Video]

Date: 2012-10-09 08:29 pm (UTC)
lightningbearer: (dotdotdot)
From: [personal profile] lightningbearer
A team with no leader nor direction, you mean.

*Geddoe can understand not being the type to impose on the freedoms of others, but there was a time and a place for a team leader to lead, even so...*

Re: [Video]

Date: 2012-10-09 09:02 pm (UTC)
lightningbearer: (serious face)
From: [personal profile] lightningbearer
And because everyone decided on his own your attacks were haphazard and sloppy, when a planned and concentrated effort could bring down even a much stronger opponent. How does it benefit or protect your partners to force them to fight half-blind for each having to look out for everyone else as well as himself?

*...really, it's only the fact that one of his own team is concerned, and that Apollo clearly isn't even trying in the first place, that's making him bother with this at all*

Re: [Video]

Date: 2012-10-09 10:38 pm (UTC)
lightningbearer: (glance)
From: [personal profile] lightningbearer
Even with the element of surprise, you only barely won; against a decent opponent I doubt you'd be so lucky. A team leader gives directions for the sake of the team and trusts the others to carry out their parts on their own; a team member needs to be able to trust those decisions are for the best even if they can't see the whole picture. Each person can focus on his own task without worrying about the others. And that's why all of you need more training.

*and how much damage did your team take in the process? how much could have been prevented? how much more damage could have been dealt to the enemy?*

Re: [Video]

Date: 2012-10-10 12:01 am (UTC)
lightningbearer: (dotdotdot)
From: [personal profile] lightningbearer
A punch isn't always the best choice in the first place.

If you're going to go around picking fights, then learn to fight well.

*....and that is exactly why you need to get your act together, kiddo*

Re: [Video]

Date: 2012-10-10 02:05 am (UTC)
lightningbearer: (sidelong glance)
From: [personal profile] lightningbearer
Either learn how to fight properly as a team, or don't pick fights like that. Otherwise you'll just be putting yourself and them at risk.

*the old man is almost always right. :| and be glad he's giving you this much advice as it is, in most cases he wouldn't bother...*

Re: [Video]

Date: 2012-10-10 02:25 am (UTC)
lightningbearer: (standard :| expression)
From: [personal profile] lightningbearer
And your accidentally hit him when you tripped and fell in surprise?

*...because you're an impulsive teenager being called out on your shenanigans by an experienced adult?*

Re: [Video]

Date: 2012-10-10 02:50 am (UTC)
lightningbearer: (check please)
From: [personal profile] lightningbearer
Exactly.

*...uh-huh. Even if he did, wouldn't it have been better to do it right?*